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[Lucia Alexandrite]

Come here to post your favorite quotes, peoms, or lyrics of a song.

My Quotes:

Me: Because Edward wanted Bella to marry him but she said that she would ONLY if he had sex with her. So he had his back against the wall there, so he agreed, so no real consent was given because he had to have an OPEN choice, and then Bella was knocked out during said sex, and he continued....

Chicago won the Stanley Cup

*sarcastic w()()t.*

Haru: lmao I love how you follow rape up with hockey. *NAMECENSOR* Ftw.

Haru: Shit, I feel loved.

Me: I'll make a character that's HEAD OVER HEELS for you.

Haru: Awwwww. Your the best *NAMECENSOR*

Me: Five Bucks.

[Hikaru Yamada]

This one's pretty good:

Me: *raeps*
I noms on ju!

Lucia: um..
waking up to being raeped
awesome

Yea, I tend to raep her a lot XD

[Lucia Alexandrite]

Haru says:
back
omg
*NAMECENSOR* stole the comp ><

°•°• L U C I A •°•° says:
D:

Haru says:
ikr?

°•°• L U C I A •°•° says:
smack em!

Haru says:
He's gone now

°•°• L U C I A •°•° says:
sad!

Haru says:
Nah
He's in the next room over

°•°• L U C I A •°•° says:
bah

Haru says:
Sexy
I love it

°•°• L U C I A •°•° says:
O.o
You thing that *NAMECENSOR* is sexy and you love him because he's in the next room?

Haru says:
No
fail
Stefan

[Lucia Alexandrite]

Me: "LAYER
Hikaru: Layed? Oh baby~"

[Riku Hirakawa]

Hirakawa Riku says:
mmm
:x

John says:
you should go to pax
kratos will be there

Hirakawa Riku says:
I don't like him
Too distant
Lloyd on the other hand
Sure he'll be there.

[Hikaru Yamada]

Alright, so I was reading this fan fic called Tourniquet, and I came across this hilarious line:

Roxas chuckled. "Well, its not every day that you wake up wearing clothes that you've never purchased with two scars longer than an episode of House on your arms."

Seriously made my day XD

[Daichi Osmen]

WARNING! Due to lack of affection and being overly stressed uncontrollable random outbursts may occur . . . QUACK!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

i love you, you love me, lets all go and kill barney. with a donkey punch and a bullet to the head. sorry children barneys dead

Everyone says I over react but just because I locked myself in a bathroom and cried for 2 hours because I brook my purple crayon doesn't prove anything

Is not crazy! Crazy is throwing Skittles at the Wal-Mart cashier and screaming "Taste the rainbow BIATCH!!" I only did that twice.

I'm spinning in my computer chair. So I'm away. Now I'm back. Away again. Back!Away..whoa bit dizzy now, going to be sick! :L

RAWR! i'm a frickin taco!

95% of teens would be crying if Edward Cullen was about to jump off a building. But i would be part of the 5% pulling out lawn chairs and eating popcorn.

[Hikaru Yamada]

This one's between me and Ara:

Ara says:
Hm
I just found out sin was a girl...
Hm
Oh wells

Haru says:
You didn't know that?
That's a fail

Ara says:
Yup! :3

Haru says:
lol

Ara says:
So how's the school stuff going? (Mind you, I missed this part of the convo)

Haru says:
nie
nice*

Ara says:
That's good
Certin you'll pass? :3

Haru says:
Wut
Pass what?

Ara says:
Your class, silleh

Haru says:
....

Ara says:


Haru says:
Yea I'll pass, but what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Ara says:
?
I never said anything about china

Haru says:
lmao
hang on
It's an expression, like what does that have to do with anything

Ara says:
Oooooh
XD
Omgeh
Today was funny
I fell down and hit my head today and my friend asked me if I was ok
And I decided to quote A-team and say "I don't know. I feel...sane"

Haru says:
lmao
You know, I missed your line about how school was going
That's why I was confused
lmao

Ara says:
Ooooh
Xd
Now that is a fail, haru

Yea, our convos are pretty interesting XD

[Lucia Alexandrite]

araka*: i apperently "cant get my lazy butt up and doing something besides talking to total strangers that dont give a crap about me"
Sin: Lies! All lies!

araka*: crap. im crying

Lucia: Siiiiinnn *dies on couch* I'm desprested.. I'm already ranting to Haru on MSN and Araka is on her phoneeeeeee...D:>

Lucia: Also PFFT YOUR PARENTS ARE MEAN AS HELL!

Lucia: We care about you!

Sin: Awww D: -huggles ara- They just idiots. Most parents are... -huggles lucia too- I'ma have to take care of some buisness O3O

Lucia: Me and Haru are talking about her coming to kidnap me but she'd be arrested by FBI, so we made another plan that i'd get muh mom to hit me and I'd go to child services then she'd adopt me then I'd be like WOOOOOO I'm in America

Sin: lol good plan

araka*: lmao

araka*: lucy: sin wants to join our thread to save ara :3

Lucia: Then we can all go and sleep in a van in the middle of AZ.

Sin: arms. like. NOODLES!

Lucia: otay. But Lucia and RIku aren't involved at the moment because Satoshi and Stefan where being meanies.

Lucia: i LIKE NODDLED

Lucia: *I. LIKE. NOODLES.

Sin: -runs away- NUUUU don't eat me arms!!!

Lucia: *Turns into a blue pacman with an eye patch and short pigtails and starts going WAKAWAKA while chasing Sin*

Sin: OMG WTF!!

Haru: *spazzes*

Haru: Omfg guys

Haru: It's my birthday

Haru: I'm 20 and old

Haru: *spazzes again*

Lucia: PHEAR MEH!

araka*: wait, lucy can sin post in the kidnapping thread? O3o

Lucia: *points at Haru* old.

Sin: Happy Birthday! -tosses confetti-

araka*: *glomps haru* HAPPY BDAY

Lucia: Well I think Tosh is gunna move you to a different
place. And Lucia and Riku are going to be at Lucia's dorm
until they can figure out a plan to help. *continues rant*

Toshio: -evil grin-

Sin: Daichi: I don't wanna help them D<

Lucia: Lucia: Then go get yourself killed by a whole whack of
humans who have guns and probably have Araka drugged and shizz so that she can't do anything. Or making her cast a spell over the entire city or sumtin

Toshio: FINE. Ignore meh.

Sin: Daichi: And a bunch of powerless monsters could help? -3-

Haru: Thanks you guys

Haru: brb

Lucia: Lucia: They wouldn't know what's happening and wouldn't have the common sense to help anyone.

Lucia: *Growls*

Toshio: Toshio: ***** PAY ATTENTION *whacks with gun*

Lucy: Lucia: *stumbles before glaring* I have a hard head.

Sin: Daichi: -laughs-

Lucy: Lucia: *glares* I thought you to hated each other, but you found something you like to do. Hurt me.

Tosh: Toshio: Pfft. Like I would like stupid monster.

Sin: Daichi: -growls-

araka*: ara: drugged...or sumtin

Sin: XD

Lucy: XDXd

araka*: oops i think i mean

araka*: ara: Kdrugged..or sumtin*

araka*: **drugged

araka*: fail...

Sin: -pats-

araka*: :3 *patted*

araka*: *pokes sin* remember ara was kidnapped AFTER the smex thread

Sin: -poked- yes all the more reason to rescue her lol

[Hikaru Yamada]

Best opening paragraph ever.

Riku parted from my bedroom around four o' clock in the morning, and I quickly realized that I needed a boiling shower to rid myself of the choreographer's demonic filth. He wasn't necessarily a bad lay, in fact, he was hot once he hit the sheets, but he was still Riku. My dick had been in Riku. Oh God. That factoid alone was enough to motivate me to run to the bathroom and scrub the balls he'd so readily licked until I thought I'd accomplished castration by loofah.

10 points to whoever can guess who's view this para is from. -1 point for every hint I give.